Banana Mae - WHY?

~Banana Mae~

Follow me, follow me

Please, please-- follow me

Follow me, Banana Mae

If you wanna see what I have to say

Now I’m only less than twenty-tres

But I’ll twit a tweet

To make your hair turn gray

My real name is Anna Mae

["Not like ‘Anime' like animation, but like Anna… Mae

Like two words, like Anna, and then Mae… like Anna… Mae]

~Banana Mae~

Let me sing you some

Selections from my twitter page

And follow me, follow me

Please, please-- follow me

~Banana Mae~

I’m very impatient

For science to figure out

How I can clone myself

And make the clone interact

With my friends and family for me

It’s tiring with my friends and family for me

~Banana Mae~

I don’t own no fine china

But I do got some fancy weed

Hidden away

So I think I get why people get all crazy

About bringing it out for the holiday-aysss

I think the reason I don’t have any friends

Is 'cause the people that I click with the best

Also hate to leave their beds

They also hate to leave their beds

~Banana Mae~

House guest…

I don’t wanna be a dick

But I’ve fed you for a week

You could offer at least

To wash one single dish

House guest…

House guest…

~Banana Mae~

Follow me, follow me

Please, please-- follow me

~Banana Mae~

I trust you peeps

Keepin' done those tweets

There’s dozens more to read by me

Every week

Follow me, Banana Mae

Check for yourself and see

That’s all there is to say

Follow me, follow me

Please, please-- follow me

~Banana Mae~

Follow me, follow me

Please, please-- follow me

~Banana Mae~