People So Stupid - Tom MacDonald

I’m praying that the world changes soon

Can’t get a doobie on a plane but there’s Uzis in our schools

Every dude who touched a boob or a booty getting #MeToo'd

What you expect from the kids who went to Hooters after school

We’re all triggered and defensive, we’re all racist and we’re sexist

We all grew up watching South Park, how are we offended?

Now being fat is beautiful?

Name a thing that you can’t do?

Jumping jacks, run a mile, live past forty-two?

Man it used to be cool to just flip a bird to the system

And now it’s trendy to be triggered and pretend you’re a victim

«It's my race, it’s my weight, it’s because I’m a Christian

I hate the internet and anyone who has an opinion»

And everybody angry if you say «white», 'kay, fine

Pass me the brush and I’ll paint my face till the shade’s right

Let’s talk about abortion, sorry, tell me how this works?

Bacteria is life on Mars but a heartbeat isn’t life on earth?

Weird

People are so stupid

Why are y’all so stupid?

Get better problems, I swear to God that y’all want 'em

You’re so dumb

People so stupid, people so dumb

People so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah

Get better issues, we’re gonna run out of tissues

It’s so dumb

I’m a hater 'cause I can’t relate to gay pride?

Call me homophobic because I don’t wanna date guys?

'Kay, tight

I for one am not surprised the world declined along the way

Give trophies to children for losing just 'cause they decide to play

We exercise our right to vote then hate the politicians, ay

This is a democracy, it’s partly your decision, ay

This is weird, feels like this a different year

If I identify as a female then will my balls and penis disappear?

Children wanna gender switch and hating men is feminist

Depression and anxiety are trendy, we’re too sensitive

Invented eighty genders, now the world is not accepting it

Then gave them more attention than normal women and men can get

What a contradiction, being human is so tragic

Focus on minorities, ignoring all the masses

Hallelujah everyone, activism saved the planet

No more plastic straws in paper, just paper straws wrapped in plastic,

congratulations

People are so stupid

Why are y’all so stupid?

Get better problems, I swear to God that y’all want 'em

You’re so dumb

People so stupid, people so dumb

People so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah

Get better issues, we’re gonna run out of tissues

It’s so dumb

Look, I get it, it’s like the world is going crazy

Seems like a school shooting happens almost daily

The racism, rape culture, hatred that we’re facing

Is way too ingrained for our hashtags to change it

We’ve become so lazy and complacent, afraid of our generation

We think activism’s Instagramming memes and complaining

It’s a problem when there’s actually actions you could be taking

But you’re triggered so you just cry like a baby

People are so stupid

Why are y’all so stupid?

Get better problems, I swear to God that y’all want 'em

You’re so dumb

People so stupid, people so dumb

People so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah

Get better issues, we’re gonna run out of tissues

It’s so dumb