She Left Me (with the Herpes) - Tiny Tim

She left me with the herpes, now why would she do that?

Last night I sat upon a chair and gave it to the cat

The cat gave it to Rover and to the mouse-y too

The mouse-y gave it to the bird, I don’t know what to do

Her mother said her daughter was a nice girl and refined

It must’ve been another girl, certainly not mine

That darling mother’s wrong, she’s the only girl I knw

Since Roosevelt won th election in 1932

She left me with the herpes, even roaches won’t come near

Mosquitoes will not bite me 'cause they sense my blood’s not clear

My chamber maid is suing, and taking me to court

Ah, ah, she cleaned-, ah

She cleaned my room the other day, and you know what she caught?

Ah, I left her with the herpes, ah, la, la, la, la, la, la

I left her with the herpes, like it was left for me

And there are many listening to this song who have it now, you see

The only good advice I give is take a book to bed

And let her take a blood test everyday that you are wed

She left me with the herpes, I don’t know what to do

Ah, my life’s a social wreck, Boo hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

The only good advice I give is take a book to bed

And let her take a blood test everyday that you are wed