Soccer Mom - The Vandals

Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian

And pizza right after the game

Just tell me where and when

Volvos and collagen

Hope you might feel the same

My Soccer mom, it’s on

Knew all along so right it’s so wrong

Pray to god that you’re thinking what I’m thinking

I know you’re brattless every other weekend

Let your hair down and keep it all a secret

No reason why it couldn’t be that way

If you say yes right now, I’ll make it work some how

Those fancy dinners don’t come free

Don’t know just where he went

But with that settlement, you should be taking me

My Soccer mom, it’s on

Knew all along so right it’s so wrong

Pray to god that you’re thinking what I’m thinking

I know you’re brattless every other weekend

Let your hair down and keep it all a secret

No reason why it couldn’t be that way

Tell me I’m the one for you, even if it isn’t true

I’d pretend to like those two snot kids

And if it had to end, I think that my heart would eventually mend

I’d keep my fingers crossed for another MILF like you

Pray to god that you’re thinking what I’m thinking

I know you’re brattless every other weekend

Let your hair down and keep it all a secret

No reason why it couldn’t be that way

Tell me I’m the one for you, even if it isn’t true

I’d pretend to like those two

I’d do anything for you my Soccer Mom