My Girlfriend's Dead - The Vandals

I once had a girlfriend

But then one day she dumped me

And everywhere I’d go

People would ask me where she was

I don’t want to talk about her

Someone always asks about her

So I tell them all my girlfriend’s dead

I say it’s leukemia

Or sometimes bulimia

Or a great big truck ran her over

And chopped off her head

I don’t want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all she’s dead

I guess there’s a part of me

That likes the sympathy

Or the looks on their faces when I tell them

How she passed away

I don’t want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all she’s dead

(My girlfriend’s dead)

My girlfriend’s dead you see

It’s a total lie, but it’s easier on me

Than having to admit that she likes someone else

(My girlfriend’s dead)

My girlfriends dead you know

Please change the subject or I’m going to go

Jump off a building and join her in heaven

I don’t want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all she’s dead

I once had a girlfriend

But then one day she dumped me

And everywhere I’d go

People would ask me where she was

I don’t want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all my girlfriend’s dead

I don’t want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all my girlfriend’s dead