I Don't Believe In Santa Claus - The Vandals

I don’t believe in Santa Clause —

His corporate image forced upon

The blinded spending masses

To enslave the lower classes

With obligatory gifts that serve to cleanse

A year of guilt and shame

One token gesture justifies

The apathetic, hypnotized

Leaving them to be Kris Kringle’s slaves

Buy!

Buy!

I won’t do it

The seasons obligation has not my participation

Buy!

Buy!

I won’t do it

The money hungry mating call of corporate swine

Cuz —

It’s only for the money!

It’s only for the money!

It’s only for the money!

It’s only for the money!

Now Buy!

He monitors naughty and nice-

Big brother is St. Nick!

Methodically his judgment made

Documented on his list

I- Don’t believe in Santa Clause

Or his mystical facade

To teach the children wanton greed

They’re lust for gifts becomes a need

Brainwashed by the marketing

And victims of the corporate scheme

Material possessions becoming they’re obsessions

Till human life has lost it’s value

And you blindly do just what they tell you

I don’t believe!

His tactics of intimidation repress the minds of youth

Using fear for generations, His image hides the truth

He’s just a puppet for the system, a glutton in a suit

With Yuletide propaganda and a bearded mask to boot!