Failure is the Best Revenge - The Vandals

For all those who’ve failed

You will have your day

And you’ll hear them say

«I don’t understand how things went wrong

I’ve always been great, good-looking and strong»

When they feel like you have all of the time

It’s your revenge

Failure

I guess that’s life

Failure is the best revenge

Be proud of your flounders and falter with pride

Fail without shame cause you never tried

Don’t bother building a trophy case

Unless they start handing them out for last place

Be humble because no one is safe

It sneaks right up

Failure

Everybody join the club

Failure is the best revenge

Failure

Failure

Only one way of doing things right

But a thousand ways wrong, so join the fight

In showing the winners we don’t play their games

An army of losers retarded and lame

A chance to unite cause we’re all the same

It’s great to be a

Failure

Never try

Failure is the best revenge

Avoid mediocrity and run the other way

Stay at the bottom, you’re welcome to stay

Make them remember you for failure without match

Every defeat is a feather in your cap

I give a crap

We all belong

Failure

One billion strong

Failure

Come join the club

Failure

Never try

Failure is the best revenge