Christian Or Canadian - The Vandals

It couldn’t be worse.

From chorus to verse

It sounds like Korn but a little bit worse

Is it Christian or Canadian?

Guess!

On 90.7 it’s bad 311

Evidently it’s a hit.

But it stinks to high heaven

Is it Christian or Canadian?

Guess!

Play the game that isn’t fun, can’t be ignored

And can’t be won.

Someone get me a gun

It sounds kind of emo, or not so tight screamo

And he keeps saying 'Him', so i’m gonna say homo

Is it Christian or Canadian?

Guess!

He’s wearing a sweater, like '98 Vedder

But it’s 2002, and the song could be better

Is it Christian or Canadian?

Guess!

Play the game that isn’t fun, can’t be ignored

And can’t be won.

Someone get me a gun

It’s said that those that cannot do

Will end up teaching stuff to you

Or some of them find God instead or better yet the border

I cannot quite place it.

It sounds like Ocasek

But 20 years later, so you might as well face it

Is it Christian or Canadian?

Guess!

It’s so non-commitish, like light Reel Big Fish

Or rock en Espanol, translated into English

Is it Christian or Canadian?

Guess!

Play the game that isn’t fun, can’t be ignored

And can’t be won.

Someone get me a gun!