The Ballad Of Stuffed Trigger - The Residents

Once I had a little girl

Sweetest girl, the whole wide world

I love her and she love me

She’ll sail away across the big blue sea

Never figure that Roy stuffed trigger

It won’t fail and next it stop there

Never knew why she sailed away

Just came home and bob right a day

Finding a way to another land

Join myself up a rock n roll band

Never figure that Roy stuffed trigger

It won’t fail and next it stop there

Playing my guitar and sing a song

Somehow all seem to be wrong

Then one day at a streak of luck

Heard my baby been hit by a truck

Never figure that Roy stuffed trigger

It won’t fail and next it stop there

Kill that trigger!