Fat Fun - The Monochrome Set

There’s so much joy

In feeling a nice fat boy

His softness torments my soul

We’ll have a frolic

I’ll kiss his hairy bollock

His obesity makes me bold

He kisses my left hand, he kisses my right

Fat fun!

I’m not into rubber

Just a big hunk of blubber

Will bring me heaven’s door

He’s my carnal majesty

Yes, cholesterol’s a luxury

His obesity makes me sore

He kisses my left hand, he kisses my right

Fat fun!

There’s so much fun

Just sitting in the sun

With a fat boy in your lap

I’ll kiss his orange belly

It’s just like Rowntree’s jelly

His obesity makes me sore

He kisses my left hand, he kisses my right

Fat fun!