Detective Agency - The Lucksmiths

I was supposed to wait for you

But we’ll have to wait and see

Have I been stood up?

Standing for an hour or two

By the detective agency

I wish the walls weren’t powder blue

And I bet you’re the same as me

When I put together two and two

I get five: we get along famously

And you were supposed to meet me here

On the stroke of five-to-four

I thought I made myself completely clear

I wouldn’t take this anymore

And I’ve got absolutely no idea

Why I’m waiting here at all

The writing’s all but disappeared

In the dust above the door

But honey, there’s no hurry

I would hate to make you panic

I feel like Fred MacMurray

And you look like Barbara Stanwyck