Birthday Present For Katrina - The Lucksmiths

Happy birthday dear Katrina

We hope you have a lovely day

Your father and I are oh so proud

In fact there’s something he’d like to say

We’ve watched you grow from a beautiful baby into a beautiful girl

And as a flower of woman who has blossomed so fresh

You mean everything in the world

Happy birthday dear Katrina

We hope you have a lovely time

A few of us guys got together

And we bought you a cask of cheap white wine

There are 100 people here and you might know half of them

And the beer on the carpet won’t stain

Just get drunk, fall over and embarrass yourself

Like you did last Saturday

And the one before that

You’re the apple of my eye

You’re the core of my life

But as the fruit turns sour

You throw up and fall down

And I sometimes wonder why