Lady Gaga...and Lord Gaga - The Key of Awesome

It’s the future and everything is weird

Check out this guy he’s got a metal beard

I give good headache, I’ll make you scream

Is this reality or just a fever dream?

I like to jerk and twitch, this is how I dance

It’s cold in here man please put on some pants, (No)

Chic, freak, sister fierce, work those bitchy gams

Those are just some words that only gay men understand

Blah blah blah, ooh ooh eeh

Everybody look at me

Random stuff, random stuff

Tell me have you had enough?

If I love you and you love me

Then baby how can we go wrong?

This chorus doesn’t have anything to do

With the rest of the song, (Completely unrelated)

I’m Lady Gaga, (Gaga)

And I’m Lord Gaga, (Gaga)

Sometimes we like to sing like we are underwater

You think you’re weird girl but I’m weirder than you

Let me tell you of the weird things that I like to do

Yesterday I went to church and made out with a nun, (Oh)

Then I went up to the roof and stared into the sun

That is pretty weird but I think I got you beat

I like to wear bathing suits made out of raw meat

I put on a tuxedo before I go to bed

I send out birthday cards to people who are dead

I like to eat Brillo pads, it’s how I got this voice

Sometimes I like to cut myself but it’s a fashion choice

If I love you and you love me

Then baby how can we go wrong?

We’re totally making this shit up

As we go along, (I might have overdone it)