Christmas Parody Spectacular - The Key of Awesome

Key of Awesome Christmas party

Everybody’s here, we’re still alive

Pitbull always gets it started

¡Dale, Dale, Dale, 305!

Happy Holidays from Sia

Don’t look at me, look at my weird friend

Christmas is a time for Bieber

Just like Jesus Christ I’ve come again

Sia come and get your freaky friend

Season’s greetings from Rihanna

Santa better have my money

Is da tree made out of ganja?

Cuz me wanna smoke da Christmas tree

You can’t have Christmas without Madonna

That would be true in the eh-eightes

What the hell happened to Kesha?

I can’t make a song contractually

You just sang a line, now pay the fee

Zayn dropped out of One Direction

But I can still play Harry Potter

I will win the next election

And I got a crush on my daughter

[Taylor Swift & Katy Perry)

I’m the Queen of 2015

You’re a backstabber with sticks for arms

You’re just pissed cuz you’re not trending

I’ll run over you in my pink car

I got you a special Christmas card

Stop your hatin', 'tis the season

Christmas ain’t about the things you buy

It’s about the Baby Yeezus

I’m the greatest baby of all time

Christmas is about Beyoncé

Ohhhh ohh oh oh oh oh ohh

All you a-holes have been naughty

Santa better pay me what you owe

Everybody’s getting bags of coal

Look at you all, fighting for attention like two-year-olds

You should be ashamed of yourselves!

There’s only one person who’s getting presents this year

And I think you know who that person is

Giga Hadid

My baby Blue!

Caitlin Jenner

Katy Perry!

Lena Dunham!

Jack Daniels!

The ghost of Ronald Reagan

Jean-Paul Gaultier

Wrong!

Adele, Adele

I am everything

I cure diseases whenever I sing

I was gone for a bit and everything went to shit

So the world called upon me to come and fix it

Adele, you’re swell

We are under your spell

I have saved Christmas by singing so well

Oy!

Mate!

Where’s the bloody eggnog?

I’ve got a sitter for the baby and wanna

get pissed, mate!

Maybe just sing, Adele.

It kind of ruin it when you speak