The Ramp - The Gregory Brothers

I ran

Down the ramp

I said there’s no way

There’s no way

I can make it down that ramp

Without falling on my ass

There’s no way

There’s no way

General, I may grab you so fast

I don’t want that

And this was a steel ramp

Really, really steep

No handrail

It was like an ice-skating rink

I said there’s no way

There’s no way

I can make it down that ramp without falling on my ass

Inch by inch

I took these little steps

When I was ten feet short

I ran down the rest

I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)

Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)

I looked very handsome

I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)

Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)

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And I don’t wanna get

Water on the tie

'Cause I’ve done it, it spills down

It doesn’t look good for a long time

And I don’t wanna test

More people now

So I said to my people

«Slow the testing down»

The ramp and the water

The water and the tests

How good was this speech?

This speech has been the best (the best)

It’s true

I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)

Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)

I looked very handsome

I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)

Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)

Trending number one

I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)

Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)

I looked very handsome

I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)

Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)

Trending number one

If I fall

If I fall

If I fall

The fall would be definitely bad

If I fall

If I fall

If I fall

The best fall anybody’s ever had

There’s no way, there’s no way

I can make it down that ramp without falling on my ass

There’s no way, there’s no way

General, I may grab you so fast

(I don’t want that)

Inch by inch

I took these little steps

When I was ten feet short

I ran down the rest

I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)

Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)

I looked very handsome

I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)

Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)

Trending number one

I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)

Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)

I looked very handsome

I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)

Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)

Trending number one