Unbelievable - The Gregory Brothers

To be honest, I didn’t even want to come on this date

My best friend set it up and he’s gonna be pissed if I mess it up

Man, I’m glad I came

This girl is unbelievable (-lievable)

I can’t believe that anyone could be so perfect

But here you are looking so perfect

I’m lost for words

I can’t believe what I’m seeing right now

Lips are red

You’re unbelievable

Symmetrical head

You’re unbelievable

And made out of bread

A loaf of bread

I literally can’t believe it

And a tiny man jumps out of your pocket

You murder him before I can stop it

You say that he betrayed you when you were younger

You’re the only girl that smelled so nice

The only girl that filled my pockets with rice

And you’re the only girl with the powers of Kanye

Turning water into wine

You’re unbelievable

You left a co-sign

So unbelievable

You resurrect dead

Someone from the dead

I literally can’t believe it

The way you make me feel

Is unbelieveable

You ate everybody’s meal

That’s unbelievable

And I forgot to note

You can also float

I literally can’t believe it

Even then, I knew this would be a night that I could never forget

So many things about her were just so unbelievable

The way her eyes glowed in the moonlight

The way our hands felt when they touched

Kinda crusty, like a fresh baguette

The way she played with her hair

That weird thing with the rice

When she murdered that little gnome

Man, she’s one of a kind

Unbelievable