Absolutely Obsolete - The Divine Comedy

You used to tell me that you loved me, but now I know

You have been trying to get rid of me from the word go

I wasn’t so surprised to know an app could do my job

You’ll find me in the bargain bin at the Oxfam shop, I’m

Absolutely obsolete

Please shut the door and take a seat

We’re sad to say that you’re completely

Absolutely obsolete

Absolutely obsolete

We know that you’ll land on your feet

Clear out your desk and leave discreetly

Absolutely obsolete

I always thought we had a funny relationship

I would do the work that made the money, and you’d spend it (Yes you did)

And though I know I was a lowly cog in your machine

You said that I was still a vital member of your team, I’m

Absolutely obsolete

Please shut the door and take a seat

We’re sad to say that you’re completely

Absolutely obsolete

Absolutely obsolete

We know that you’ll land on your feet

Clear out your desk and leave discreetly

Absolutely obsolete

If I could only turn the clock back to a better time

When the world was black and white

And we all had roles to play

Now it’s all just shades of grey

I’m obsolete

Absolutely obsolete

Please shut the door and take a seat

We’re sad to say that you’re completely

Absolutely obsolete

Absolutely obsolete

We know that you’ll land on your feet

Clear out your desk and leave discreetly

Absolutely obsolete

Absolutely obsolete

Please shut the door and take a seat

We’re sad to say that you’re completely

Absolutely obsolete

Absolutely obsolete

We know that you’ll land on your feet

Clear out your desk and leave discreetly

Absolutely obsolete (I'm obsolete)