Sorry, Wrong Show - Stephin Merritt

I thought this was the world for me

Wrong world, sorry

I’d sing love songs before I go

Sorry, wrong show

I thought I’d do a little dance

I never even got the chance

Ah, but how was I to know?

Sorry, wrong show

They must have taken me for some

Piece of pond scum

They thought I wouldn’t choose to die?

Sorry, wrong guy