Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken - Starbomb

Hey Ken

What’s up, Ryu?

You know I think you’re a fucking dick right?

Yeah?

Well, I think we should settle this shit once and for all with a rap battle to

the death

Okay

Do you think you can stop eating penis long enough to do that?

Probably

Alright, let’s do this!

Round 1!

Rap!

Fuck you, Ken, you’re such a little fucking bitch

I’m gonna break your fucking spine in half and throw you in a ditch

Start up a fucking beat and drop the motherfucking bass

So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face

I’ll break your glass jaw like it was made of fucking straw, man

Shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand

Cammy and Chun-Li don’t think you’re sexy at all

They’re both coming home with me, one for each of my balls

Like the bonus round car your ass is getting destroyed

My cock is more swollen than Zangief’s thyroids

Your dick’s three inches hard, I’m working with a soft ten

So what you got to motherfucking say to me, Ken?

I really don’t appreciate those things you just said

I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful

And I just, I, I just think that maybe…

Yo, an apology is in order

Round 2!

Rap!

It’s my honest suspicion, you’re gonna want a physician

Only morticians are the one to help your future condition

Cause me whooping on your ass is a time honored tradition

So now I’ll do it even faster in the Turbo edition

Watch your back, bitch, I’m gonna make you scream

My dick shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim

Just like Sagat’s chest, you’re gonna need a skin graft

Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft

My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda

I’m the king of dick jungle with my giant anaconda

Harness my Chi, beat your ass with a Dao

So what you got to motherfucking say to me now?

Alright, two can play at this game… dick-penis man

Can you lose to me in a rap battle?

Shoryuken!

Hadouken!

You have proven that you are the best

You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest

Hey, you did it!

You rhymed on beat!

Oh yeah, cool!

Great job, man!

I knew you could do it

Thank you so much, I appreciate it

Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!

My scrotums…