I Choose You to Die - Starbomb

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party, gotta catch 'em all!

Smell my balls!

Yo what up, bitch, I’ma tell you a tale

'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail

Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war

But he just couldn’t get the same rush as before

Fat and depressed his life had gone south

So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth

He felt so alive, he felt so real

He beat all his Pokemon, with his fists of Registeel

He got arrested for domestic violence

It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events

He said that Pika’s bruises happened on the stairs when he fell

The cops said «Granbullshit» and threw that bitch in a cell

Rock on

This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon, gone wrong, gone wrong

That’s right

This shit is tight when Egoraptor’s at the mic

Bitch

Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived

He Magnemite not make it outta prison alive

His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper

Bringin' fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper

«It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail»

So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail

But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped

Ash was Chandelured into his deadly trap

Pika pulled out a gun, and then he said with a cry

«Suck a yellow dick, bro, I choose you to die»

«Don't do it!»

yelled Ash «You know I’ve got your back»

But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack

Holy fuck

I don’t know if you’ve been shot in the nuts

Spoiler: it sucks

And oh, Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all

But they might just ruin your balls

And poor Misty

Again and a-Gengar she’ll have Gastly screams

That Haunter dreams

But you want more

And if you don’t, we’ll beat your ass 'til it’s Bulbasaur

Yeah!

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