Preposterously Dank - Spose

I seen it, it’s lurkin', and it’s dank

He’s so preposterous, baby

He’s oh so dank, he’s got dilated eyeballs

And he’s moving so slowly but he’s got rhymes down to a T

You can’t hate on Spose, he’s from the Wells, M-E

Dearest fake rapper, please run for cover

I’m fucking up the game, I didn’t bring no rubbers

Like my parents when they were but Reagan lovers

And high school girls are like, «that's Meghan’s brother!»

Out at 4:20 and then late for supper

Come home later, nuke the grub up out the tupper

Where?

Wells, Maine.

Hair?

Dark brown

Heineken-chugger acknowledge how it goes down

The Cutlass sputters, the blunt girth’s blubbered, my Comfort’s Southern

And baby we’re just orangoutangs evolved, I sangadangle the balls

Throw your gunts up, Spizzy Spose what he’s called

Wells, Maine

They call me 'Toine plus talent, minus slurping phallus

I’m back, crack rock and Rolls Royce absent

Average height though mean on the mic

And mode of transportation: dad’s whip or a bike

So formally introducing the formerly nerdy

Great bro in skate clothes, jock Ezekiel and Hurley

Still slept on, me I never wake up early

But I stuff white owls call it taxidermy

Catch me jocking old Reeboks and dirty socks

I know in life things change like an equinox

And thus, this is why I’m hot: cause I lack a plot

And this fackin' pack of Backwoods is the last crap I bought

I’m saying

Uh, so get on the wagon, «bastid,» pass the absinthe

I got a lack of cash that John Lennon couldn’t imagine

Grumpy attitude 'till blunski latitude

Gets me higher than you’ve gotta be to get a padded room

The sagging of my pants

Is also indicative of the slacking in my plans

And the baggage in my hands and these weed bags can

Vanish quickly like female babies in Japan, or China

You know I’m the fuckin' Wells, Maine renegade lyrical elite

Teeth not the color of Nintendo Wii

We’re jocking sweatpants, fanny-packs, bought that at TJ Maxx

Spose turn ganga black, just bought a twenty-sack

(Smoke some trees out that bitch)