Greatest Shit Ever - Spose

This is the greatest shit ever

You get shit from me like

Last night I got so drunk, the homies came over

And I woke up and I didn’t have a hangover

Everything was all good, man, I checked my vital signs

I checked my bank account and that shit didn’t have a minus sign

Bro, you won’t believe this shit

My check engine light was off up in the whip

And I turned on the TV and I caught a sound bite

It’s good news, Ray Rice and Chris Brown died

The sun shining got me warm like a lap dance

Started making music, 4-track TASCAM

My neighbor told me my shit turned him to a rap fan

And that fucking raccoon isn’t in my trash can

Usually the line’s a hundred and eight

But we went out to breakfast and there wasn’t a wait

It got me feeling like today, it couldn’t go better

I’m back, can’t front, this the greatest shit ever

See, I’m usually broke but today, man, I just got paid

You couldn’t kill my vibe if you tried, man, there ain’t no way

I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans

I got a call from Rihanna and she told me that she wants my D

No red lights as I’m whipping down to Walgreens

Kinda like the nuggets in my satchel, they were all green (green light)

Got me feeling like I could go do a backflip

Plus I saw a white cop just hugged a black kid

Windows rolled down, radio the sound on

Heard my song get played like plaid pronounced wrong

Check my mailbox, flip through the envelopes

And then there was no bills, like it’s bye week in Buffalo

I could get to know this life

Dropped my new video and it got no dislikes

And nobody called anyone a faggot in the commentary

Complaints, I got none, like I’m a monastery

Feeling like it’s DYD, I might just let my nuts hang

Got my trash out right before the truck came

No mosquitoes when I’m sitting on the lawn

Avery Bradley game-winner on LeBron

See, I’m usually broke but today, man, I just got paid (it's the greatest shit)

You couldn’t kill my vibe if you tried, bitch, there ain’t no way (it's the

greatest shit ever)

I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans (it's the

greatest shit)

I got a call from your mom and she told me that she wish she had me (it's the

greatest shit ever)

It’s the greatest shit ever

It’s the greatest shit ever

I’m the shit, shit, shit ever

I’m the greatest shit ever

Today it’s like seventy and yesterday was cold out

My Gmail said tomorrow’s show sold out

I called my girl told her I’ll be late getting back

She told me keep killing it she wasn’t mad

But real, you won’t believe this now

See, I went to Dunkin Donuts, got the me discount

I didn’t have to even use a Abe Lincoln at the interchange

She told me, «Nah, that shit’s free for the King of Maine»

I got to back to where I habitate

She was sipping on a cabernet

She removed her sweater, but wait, it gets better

It’s the greatest shit ever

See, I’m usually broke but today, man, I just got paid (it's the greatest shit)

You couldn’t kill my vibe if you tried, man, there ain’t no way (it's the

greatest shit ever)

I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans (it's the

greatest shit)

Republic Records called, they’re sending me that gold plaque those bitches owed

me (it's the greatest shit ever)