F.T.W. - Smut Peddlers

I’m not encased in metal

And I do not watch TV

I like my motorcycle

Because it helps me to feel free

The highways and byways are overrun

With Acura gangster clones

And soccer moms in S.U.V.'s

Who are talking on the phone

f**k the world!

Forever two wheels!

To all the crazy drivers

whipping in and out of lanes

start using your turn signals

or suck my lock and chain

Your car’s all over the road

You’ve got alcohol on your breath

It gets me homicidal

Because for me it’s life and death

f**k the world!

Forever two wheels!

You drive like a simp

And you think you’re a pimp

In your climate controlled cage

I’ve got hostile envy and it sets me in a rage

You’d better hope I don’t survive

If you get me in a crash

Cuz I’m looking to kill you

And they call me scooter trash

f**k the world!

Forever two wheels!