Driftwood Nights - Smut Peddlers

Walteria’s got you covered

If you’re looking for a place to stay

It’s between Lomita and Redondo Beach

On Pacific Coast Highway

It’s a hotbed of illicit activity

Everybody’s always hetting high

It’s close to Punta Sal and Mr. S’s Liquor

Next door to the Psychic Eye

The manager will tell you your room is swell

Just pay your rent and try to stay well

Welcome to Torrance’s living hell

The Driftwood Motel

The dumpster’s always overflowing with trash

And empty bottles of vodka and wine

Alcoholics and addicts in every room

And there’s a stripper down in number nine

It’s got palm trees, bamboo and a volcanic fountain

And a fabulous swimming pool

There’s a bus stop to get you to the methadone clinic

The amenities certainly rule