Ephedrine Machine - Sloppy Seconds

I’m gettin' tired of gettin' tired

I’m gettin' sick of layin' in bed

I got the medication for my inspiration

And I’m never gonna sleep again

It’s got a white cross on the tablet

It’s got a warning on the front

Don’t walk, don’t run, don’t kill no one

And you can take as many as you want

Just pop the top and I won’t stop

Until my brain burns out or my body drops

Gotta slow down or I’ll be close

To an over-the-counter overdose

Ephedrine machine

Don’t run on gasoline

Ephedrine machine

I need amphetamines

Ephedrine machine

Just add caffeine

And I’ll be your ephedrine machine

I’m gonna go twenty-four, seven

I’m gonna stay out every night

I’m gonna owe my will to the electric bill

Because I’m never gonna turn out the lights

Gonna say goodbye to the Sandman

Goodbye to counting sheep

Life’s too short for rigor mortis

So I’m never gonna go to sleep