Germany - Sloppy Seconds

Well I thought…

That I meant something to you

But now I see that it’s untrue

I guess you must have slept

With every guy you ever met

But I’m gonna get you back

If its the last thing I ever do

The stains on your mattress cannot hide

The fruits of your labor stuffed inside

But, while your in la-la land

Whispering the name of another man

I’m gonna turn my back

And leave your cheating ass behind

I’m gonna run away with your money

And buy a ticket to Germany

I’m gonna sleep with every single slut on the River Bohn

And I’ll be surfing down the River Rhine (Whoo--oo--ooo)

And you’ll be standing in the Welfare line

You’re money and you’re honey

Are long gone!

It’s nothing personal

You saw to that

You’re just a person

Who does her best work on her back

But if you’re 'wakend

By an obscene call

I sprayed your number on the Berlin wall

I’ve seen the soldiers as they pass it all around

Imagine all the dick that you once missed

Because you couldn’t find the Communists

East or West

Your still the best deal in town

GO!

I’m gonna run away with your money

And buy a ticket to Germany

I’m gonna sleep with every single slut on the River Bohn

And I’ll be surfing down the River Rhine (Whoo--oo--ooo)

And you’ll be standing in the Welfare line

You’re money and you’re honey

Are long gone!

You’re money and you’re honey

Are long gone!

You’re money and you’re honey

Are long gone!