Drayton Manored - Sleaford Mods

No, get four

You what?

Yeah, I know, yeah, fuck that

Yeah, I’ll get a taxi now then, alright?

yeah, tarar

I need a cold shower

Spent the night at Drayton Manor

It’s alright, you get a prime seat every night

Drip, trip, I got the horrors

It’s all bingo mate, and it’s my dobbers

Down at the house, down at the house

With The Famous Grouse

Plug my phone in with a lead that fits

Me and my mate get whiffed

It’s like flippin' ekland

We are the dumb Brits

Lobbin' down one-pint cans of imported shit

Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars

Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars

Drayton Manored

Plug my phone in, tah

I’m fuckin' spannered

You have that last can

I’ll put my shoes on, order me a car

Fallin' out as it drops me half

Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars

Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars

I remember when I was 21

Laughin' about it in clubs

«I wonder what will happen?

We are the guinea pigs»

But now I realise:

Few of us grew from guinea pigs into proper dives

Head dives, heads like an A-level leaving party

I woke up in the pool with my boxer shorts covered in a stool

Grey fog of the rush-hour, I get its tail end

Dodgin' the bloke at the natural food shop

En route to my bed, a lonely bed

Dressed in sweat, dressed in regret

Dressed in the feelin' that I ain’t ready

I ain’t got the balls to make my beddy

Oh dear (oh dear)

Drayton Manored

Plug my phone in, tah

I’m fuckin' spannered

You have that last can

I’ll put my shoes on, order me a car

Fallin' out as it drops me off

Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars

Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars

Hiding all the numb ends behind the garden shed

And lookin' out for next door, in case they’re watchin' me

I don’t like it: don’t say two words to you

Then peer out their windows with a fuckin' video recorder

Sign of the times

Human beings are now adjacent lines

Like a tube map, or whatever

A mass of lines that occasionally cross each other

But never say anything

Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Drayton Manored

Plug my phone in, tah

I’m fuckin' spannered

You have that last can

I’ll put my shoes on, order me a car

Fallin' out as it drops me off

Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars

Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars

Drayton Manored

Plug my phone in, tah

I’m fuckin' spannered

You have that last can

I’ll put my shoes on, order me a car

Fallin' out as it drops me off

Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars

Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars