Jobseeker - Sleaford Mods

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18.6- middle Rob?

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Jobseeker!

Can of Strongbow, I’m a mess

Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression

Supplied to me by the NHS

It’s anyone’s guess how I got here

Anyone’s guess how I’ll go

I suck on a

roll-up

— pull your jeans up

Fuck off, I’m going home

Jobseeker!

So Mr. Williamson, what have you done in order to find gainful employment

Since your last signing on date?

Fuck all

I’ve been sat around the house wanking

And I want to know why you don’t serve coffee here

My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven

It’s now twelve o’clock

And some of you

smelly bastards

need

executing

Mr. Williamson your employment history looks quite impressive

I’m looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quite

Reputable companies, isn’t this something you’d like to go back to?

Nah, I’d just end up robbing the fucking place

You’ve got a till full of 20s staring at you all day

I’m hardly going to bank it

I’ve go drugs to take, and a mind to break

Jobseeker!