Diva - Sarah Silverman

If you call yourself a diva

you better be a singer

and not somebody

cutting me in line.

Oooh

If you call yourself a diva

you better sing a solo

and not be someone treating me unkind.

If you call yourself a diva

it better be for reals

and not some sad, pathetic kind of front.

If you’re selfish and you’re thoughtless

and you’re broken and you’re heartless,

you’re probably not a diva you’re a cunt.

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt

cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.

Cunt,

cunt, cunt,

cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.

Cunt.

Cunt.

Cunt.