Opposite Day - Sarah Silverman

This is a song that I wrote

For my best friend in the whole world

Mr. Douglas Jerry Silverman

Your breath is minty fresh today

If today was opposite day, ooh, ooh

Oh, my God, when you yawn

I wanna jump in your mouth

'Cause it smells so good

In my nose ears

On opposite day

On opposite day

Your tears don’t smell like

An egg salads' butt hole

Not on this specific day

That I like to say is called

Opposite day

The opposite day, opposite day

Opposite day, opposite day