PreBeardy - Ryan Higa, David Choi

Three months in the works, look at our faces

Barely any girth so many spaces

And I look around and there’s so much hair

Facial scars they’re everywhere

Someday

Yeah I’m going to be there!

Can’t wait to look more masculine;

Hide acne and my double chin

I wanna stand by a Harley Davidson

Cuz I’m going through

Prebeardy;

Not quite a beard but almost

Prebeardy;

Disconnected but there’s potential

I want a beard like Abraham Lincoln

I want a beard like Brad Pit’s pits

I want a beard like Angelina Jolie if she had a beard!

Prebeardy

I wanna stroke my beard and look like

I am deep and wise

Carry wood on my shoulder

Have a drink with the guys

Change a tire

Cut a wire

Throw a steak on top of a fire

I wanna give dramatic looks

Where I only move my eyes

Can’t wait to cover up my skin

Like a king majestic in the wind

I wanna look like Rick and not like Glenn

(Spoiler alert, he doesn’t grow a beard)

Prebeardy

Not quite a beard but almost

Prebeardy

Disconnected but there’s potential

I want a beard like everyone from Game of Thrones

I want a beard just like this dog

I want a beard like the guy who doesn’t always drink

But when he does he has beard

Prebeardy