I'm Hardcore - Ryan Higa, David Choi

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

I got bling hanging down to the floor

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

Are you a girl scout imma shut the door

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

I don’t ride horses I ride unicorns

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

Gimme gimme gimme gimme more

Stomping on a bed of the prettiest flowers

Pulling out the roots with ultimate power

Don’t care what you think;

don’t care about you

This is how I roll;

this is how I do

I’m stronger, faster, than all you haters

I’ll blow right by you on my scooter skater

I can pedal my feet like nobody can

You can’t catch me cuz I’m the ginger bread man!!!

Beautiful flowers stomped on for hours

So strong and so fast, hey haters can lick my grass

Don’t even know why, people will try

To make me cry, but I’ll never cry, well, maybe sometimes

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

I got bling hanging down to the floor

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

Are you a girl scout imma shut the door

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

I don’t ride horses I ride unicorns

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

Gimme gimme gimme gimme more

Like the ass phalt I’m hard on the street

Just like sand, I’m the son of a beach

People call me animal, but I can be three

A beaver, cat, duck, a platypussy

I do the dishes everyday

The water burns my hands, but I’ll NEVER show the pain

My hands hurt, my hands hurt, I will be ok

I’m trying to hold it in, but I really want to scream

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

I got bling hanging down to the floor

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

Are you a girl scout imma shut the door

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

I don’t ride horses I ride unicorns

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

Gimme gimme gimme gimme more

I’m so hard baby.

So so hard like a rock baby

Rock hard, rock hard, yeah.

Like concrete, like concrete, baby

I’m hardcore!

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

I don’t run I just do parkour

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

I do the river dance on the dance floor

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

Give to rich and steal from the poor

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

Gimme gimme gimme gimme more

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

I go to bed at 8:24

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

I’m an ASSSO

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

Besa mis labios senor

I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!

Imma fart when I walk through your door