The Beer from My Town is Better Than Yours - Rumahoy

I come from a land, far far away

Where we brew great beer every single day

It comes in pints and it’s served ice cold

And the recipe to make it is very very old

But today I have come to you shitty little town

And my smile has turned right upside down

Cos they served me a beer and it tastes like piss

I am Captain Yarrface, I can’t drink this!

So I believe that you will trust me

When I say that this beer’s no better

Than what I produce in my bathtub

The beer from my town is better than yours

The beer from my town is better than yours

And all your women are ugly whores

Cos the beer from my town is better than yours

The beer from my town is better than yours

The beer from my town is better than yours

I could teach you, but I’d have to charge

Cos the beer from my town is better than yours

I went to France to drink some beer

It tastes like greasy anal smears

In Germany I quaffed a lot of booze

It reminded me of smelly old shoes

I drank a pint in Eng-er-land

But it was warm and tasted bland

And when I got very drunk in Belgium

I thought I was drinking toilet scum

So I believe that you will trust me

When I say that this beer’s no better

Than what I produce in my bathtub

The beer from my town is better than yours

The beer from my town is better than yours

And all your women are ugly whores

Cos the beer from my town is better than yours

The beer from my town is better than yours

The beer from my town is better than yours

I could teach you, but I’d have to charge

Cos the beer from my town is better than yours

So I believe that you will trust me

When I say that this beer’s no better

Than what I produce in my bathtub

Awww mate it’s fucking disgusting

The beer from my town is better than yours

The beer from my town is better than yours

And all your women are ugly whores

Cos the beer from my town is better than yours

The beer from my town is better than yours

The beer from my town is better than yours

I could teach you, but I’d have to charge

Cos the beer from my town is better than yours