1000 Years of Dust - Rumahoy

I have inhaled a thousand years of dust

Where is my crew?

They have been captured by mummies

Set sail!

Set sail for Egypt, sailing down the Nile

Robbing old tombs, that’s Rumahoy’s style

We found this old pyramid in an alley downtown

Out the front there were scarab beetles all around

Cabinboy, get the rum, we’ll shoot through that door

Bootsman, prepare for a monstrous roar

Of a curse being unleashed for the first time in an age

Will we find a treasure gun, It’s just to soon to say

As we smashed through that ancient opening

Hieroglyphics be damned

I have inhaled a thousand years of dust

Where is my crew?

They have been captured by mummies

I have inhaled a thousand years of dust

Stranded alone

Glory and treasure are here no more

Searching through the dust, there’s no-one to be seen

Nothing left of my crew except this plate of beans

Mummies all around me, crawling down the walls

I hear their incantation, a deadly zombie call

Mummies, zombies, yarr ahoy

Secret, passage, underground

Dusty, chamber

Scarab, beetles, everywhere

Deep in the tomb, I find my crew

Chained up surrounded by mummies

I fire my gun, the mummies explode

Now lets get the hell out of here

Running, from the, zombie tomb

Escape, to the, overground

I have inhaled a thousand years of dust

Where is my crew?

They have been captured by mummies

I have inhaled a thousand years of dust

Where is my crew?

I have inhaled a thousand years of dust

Where is my crew?

They have been captured by mummies

I have inhaled a thousand years of dust

Stranded alone

Glory and treasure are here no more

My name is Captain Yarrface, and I am the greatest pirate in the whole world