Sometimes I Wish I Was a Pretty Girl - Robyn Hitchcock, The Egyptians

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could root myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could root myself in the shower

Been on my own so long

I can’t tell left from wrong

Bloody red bats squelching offal

Foaming mutilations in the kiss of death

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could root myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could root myself in the shower

Been on my own all night

I can’t tell left from right

Baby come back, give me fever

Cauterize this passion with a blood red kiss

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could root myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could root myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a

So I could