Queen Elvis - Robyn Hitchcock

People get what they deserve

Time is round and space is curved

Honey, have you got the nerve

To be queen elvis?

See that man that mows his lawn

He’ll hang in drag before the dawn

Some are made and some are born

To be queen elvis

It could break your mother’s heart

It could break your sister’s heart

Coming out’s the hardest part

When you’re queen elvis

Justify your special ways

Justify your special ways

Getting blow-jobs from the press

Oh, i’m jealous can’t you guess?

I’d never fit inside your dress

Queen elvis

Oh and i’ll sculpt you

So very hard

Oh and i’ll sculpt you

'til you bleed

Everybody must get stoned

All together all alone

Babbling beside the throne

Of queen elvis

Justify your special ways

Justify your special ways

Two mirrors make infinity

In the mirror you and me

Find out just what love could be

Queen elvis

Oh and i’ll sculpt you

So very hard

Oh and i’ll sculpt you

'til you breathe

People get what they deserve

Time is round and space is curved

Honey, have you got the nerve

To be queen elvis?