Dr Sticky - Robyn Hitchcock

They call me Dr. Sticky

Because I stick to things

They call me Dr. Sticky

I stick to everything

They call me Dr. Sticky

Because I’m kind of nice

They call me Dr. Sticky

Because I’m so practical

I understand the way you are

They call me Dr. Sticky

Because I stick to things

They call me Dr. Sticky

I don’t regret it at all

I think I understand why you’re bald and still a man

Oh such a judge of love could hardly ever be

Can you really screw the whanger up high?

They call me Dr. Sticky

Because I’m kind of stuck

They call me Dr. Sticky

But it doesn’t matter at all

I think I’m gonna be full of soul

Or something just as good