Cult of Personality [From "Camp Camp" Season 2] - Richie Branson

Yo, I beat cancer like Michael Jackson’s father

Now I’m back in the water

Time to raise the Jolly Roger

Still got a following like I’m the Dalai Lama

Had to come back hotter than the purifying sauna

Yo, I went through the drama but now it’s a new day

Bill collectors used to call, now I pay them before the due date

I stuck around like Trump’s toupee

Flow killer like a Jonestown, cup of Kool-Aid

I’m so uphill like Kim-Jon Il, if I had no skill they’d say this song kills

Got a pocket full of change and a couple of small bills

But they still think I’m bald like Lex in Smallville

Richie Branson out-singing the camp leaders

Deadly in the ring they call me the champ beater

Cult following like a fancy clad preacher

I’m too fast they can’t keep up

Follow me, Follow me, Follow me, Follow me

No matter what I say they follow me, follow me

Going broke just to pay to follow me, follow me

Gotta drink the Kool-Aid to follow me, follow me

Follow me, Follow me, follow me, follow me

No matter what I say they follow me, follow me

Going broke just to pay to follow me, follow me

Gotta drink the Kool-Aid to follow me, follow me

It’s pretty urgent that you make it to the service

We gotta get you clean, please swallow this detergent

Or better yet this poison that we use to kill the vermin

Please excuse the murderous intention

But I’m not Ted Bundy or Orenthal Simpson but more like

A Marshal Applewhite with a vision if you follow my religion then you’ll get to

see ascension

I gained weight still sagging in the new size, I see them hating

They just ragging on the new guy

And that’s why I’ll be happy when my crew dies, oops!

I meant flies like rapidly through blue skies

They call me Vlad I’m impaling them

And if you miss the plate pass for cash then you can mail it in

And if the check’s big enough you’ll see an alien

Cult personality filling up every stadium

Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me

No matter what I say they follow me, follow me

Going broke just to pay to follow me, follow me

Gotta drink the Kool-Aid to follow me, follow me

Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me

No matter what I say they follow me, follow me

Going broke just to pay to follow me, follow me

Gotta drink the Kool-Aid to follow me, follow me