Dear Dat Boi, Come Home - MC Lars, Richie Branson

There go Dat Boi, yeah, he used to be my homie

He doesn’t come around these days im feeling kind of lonely

Was it something that I said?

I don’t get it

He spends his nights on 4chan and his mornings up on Reddit

Can’t take it personal when he’s on the go

Unicycle vertical — rolling out the door

Still got the photo on my fridge from graduation

Polywogs in cap and gown, you were my inspiration

I guess the metamorphosis had to happen

The fans all needed you, on YouTube they be clapping

When they see you rollin' up, classic CGI

Proud of my little bro, just know I saw that light inside

You looked up to me back when we were tadpoles

But now you won’t return my calls I’m getting kind of sad bro

You left the lilly pad, I know you had to go

But it hurts you never visit and it hurts you never wrote

There go Dat Boi, I hope you know

Your friends and family love you

It’s time that you came home

There go Dat Boi, you’re always on the go

The lilly pad is waiting

Bring that unicycle home

Look, I was just a tadpole

Chilling in the lilly pad, I was living really fast

And I had to go and double up the cash flow

Traded up the unicyle for a Lambo (Lambo)

Now I’m riding with the team, money piling from the meme

Now I’m shining on the screen

I turned into a giant on the scene

No DDP but check the diamnds in the ring

Dat Boi bragging 'bout the jewelry

Sorry if I’m flash but the fashion kind of new to me

I’m killing every other meme brutally

And truthfully compassion for the fam ain’t what it used to be

Look, Pepe taught me everything

Like how to make to the top of every Reddit page

I started from the swamp but now I’m hella paid

Just bought a new loft in the Everglades

There go Dat Boi, I hope you know

Your friends and family love you

It’s time that you came home

There go Dat Boi, you’re always on the go

The lilly pad is waiting

Bring that unicycle home

Guess you resented me, when I got famous

Blowing up on Tumblr the response was so insane it

Always made you jealous every time you saw my face

On Nicki’s Instagram I saw you turn a greener shade

Hey!

But I always wrote you back

I came home every Christmas, on those fireflies we snacked

Sitting by the pond you wouldn’t even look my way

Just know that Pepe’s here for you, that love will never change

You used to be the biggest on the scene

And I was jealous you were living up the dream

And pops never did enough for me

Because he got a little buzz just for sipping on his tea

I know we both really need improvement

We were so close back when we were two kids

Still got love, that’s what the truth is

So I’m a pop up at the family reunion

There go Dat Boi, I hope you know

Your friends and family love you

It’s time that you came home

There go Dat Boi, you’re always on the go

The lilly pad is waiting

Bring that unicycle home

There go Dat Boi, I hope you know

Your friends and family love you

It’s time that you came home

There go Dat Boi, you’re always on the go

The lilly pad is waiting

Bring that unicycle home