Game Show Love - Ray Stevens

I had lost the 'Family Feud' in the 'Newlywed Game' and my 'Concentration' was

in 'Jeopardy'.

Love’s 'Wheel of Fortune' was causing me pain. I had struck out behind doors

one, two, and three.

You said sign in please in the 'Dating Game'. I was bachelor number one I

thought your love was real.

You said come on down, you just won a brand new start. You said the secret word

and I said 'Let's Make a Deal'.

Oh, but love was just a game to you. The survey says it’s true and who can name

that song?

Would the real you please stand up 'cause I have had enough of this show that

you put on.

I thought the price was right when you asked me 'What's My Line?

' and I said 'I've Got a Secret' but I’ll tell ya.

It’s the '$ 64,000 Question' but will you be mine? I was betting it all that I

was gonna sell ya.

'Who Do You Trust?', 'You Bet Your Life' and be wrong? 'To Tell The Truth' I

never thought you’d give me the gong!

Instead of a 'Treasure Hunt' it was just a laugh-a-thon. Just puttin' me on,

stringin' me along.