Dis-Connected - Ray Stevens

Well I used to have close friends

Get together now and then

Shake hands, drink a beer

I mean face to face

And you said you were my girlfriend

We went out every weekend

Hold hands, and hug and kiss

I mean in the same space

But now things have changed

We get together but it ain’t the same

You text your thoughts and post 'em on my wall

We don’t date, now we update

Oh, we still participate

We keep in touch but we never touch at all

I’ve been Facebooked, I’ve been Tweeted

I’ve been added, I’ve been deleted

I’ve been tagged, poked, blogged and instant messaged

I’ve been shared, linked and chatted

About our relationship status

I’ve been liked, un-liked, followed and I’ve been texted

More than once asking me if I was naked

This virtual reality is not all it’s cracked up to be

You’re all over Twitter but I’m feelin' so neglected

I’ve got fifteen hundred friends

And the comments never end

But I’ve never felt more disconnected

So honey here’s the deal

Let’s agree that we’ll

Get together some place face to face

Let me know just how you feel

We gotta do something real

Post me your answer on Myspace

This virtual reality is not all it’s cracked up to be

You’re all over Twitter but I’m feelin' so neglected

I’ve got fifteen hundred friends

And the comments never end

But I’ve never felt more disconnected