Welcome to My World - Princess Superstar

Yeah, special dedication to my mom and dad

I love you!

I’m the chick who drops sick flows fill bowls

With ill flows ill ho hell knows pantyhose holes full of No Doz

Make your earholes shit pop six Pep Bysmol

Sick abysmal bitch suckin' dildos instead of dicks for kicks

No time for fake bitches, just sip some orange juice with my real bitches

And I just got three wishes I ain’t askin' for world peace

I want Range Rovers in three different colors

Genie gimme the damn keys!

Dead wrong like a Dead sticker on a bong bombs

Runnin arms and rayguns with Ron Reagan to Vietnam and Iran

I’m blonde and dumb, I just taped over your demo with my song

Gagged sisqo with his thong

I ain’t kiddin' I’m filled with lil pills of Ritalin

Riddle middle men to rob Bailey and Biddle again tell a friend

I use men like Mennen in my armpit I’m bad I can’t stop it

Evil twin count as two in your caucus

Tell Murdoch lemme in his office

I’m a steal the carpet then Fox and then Rawkus

Voted for Dukakis, and I like Secaucus

'Cause they got the word cock in it

Welcome to my world, such a nice, nice girl

Welcome to my world

Welcome to my world, such a nice, nice girl

Welcome to my world

Of course I’m getting lost ran into Kate Moss

Fed her a nine course full of chopped horse and forced her to toss

Ten times divorced I speak in Morse

Dot dot dash dot dash (Huh?)

I just told you had an ugly ass!

Type rash unabashed crass with a brain rash

Strapped for cash take me to your trailer I’ll steal your trash

Ask me a question, I love to lie

Hey look girl is that Jimi Hendrix?

'Scuse me while I kiss your guy

Everyone tells me I’m the female Eminem

Well all I’m gonna talk about is getting fucked up the ass then

Don’t be mad Em I’m just playin'

I wish I had a Dr. Dre and sold out shows one million white faces in Dayton

Ritzes stead of Days Inn bitches for maids then

Two scoops of raisins amazin lays by names like Casey Kasem

Lazin' by the pool with record industry fools

Cristal in my drool, man that’d be cool

I’m like whoa

Welcome to my world, such a nice, nice girl

Welcome to my world

Welcome to my world, such a nice, nice girl

Welcome to my world

Let me answer the question of the day

I was born in Spanish Harlem then moved to PA

On 172 and St. Nich.

Food stamps and WIC

'Til my folks worked themselves rich (this track’s making me sick)

If you want to compare me like white Lil' Kim female Kool Keith

I’m speak and keep it simple

Here’s your brain on Princess Superstar pretty mental:

Okay, I’m the Black Shirley Temple

Iced out like Entenmanns iced pens and diamond engines and denims

Got ten Yemins countin Benjamins with Lettermans

Killin Pac mens like Inky and Binky

When ya stick your finger in me

It’ll be sticky come out with a diamond ring on your pinky

Work six different angles, nicer tits than all the Bangles

Got Kangols singin Star Spangles

Oh say can you see

I’m better lookin than the flag you can sing that shit to me

(I'm gonna get in big trouble Louise!)

I’m taking a stance spend my big advance on a five hundred man lap dance

Put ants in Bagger Vance’s baggy pants sir come dance it’s just my circumstance

I wanna watch him do the Safety Dance, I’d do it myself but I can’t

Or I’ll just give my dough to my new label for nice dinners and liquor

I’m playin but, um next year that advance needs to be bigger

Okay, kids

Only one piece one information in this whole song was true

Can you spot it?

Um, the Ritalin part?

No, no, no, no

Do you think I could be this smart and beautiful if I took drugs everyday?

Um the part about the monsters?

No, um, that’s all we have time for

See you next week!

Welcome to my world, such a nice, nice girl

Welcome to my world

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