Keith 'n Me - Princess Superstar

Keith, with Princess

We going into the theatre with a blanket

I’m a tell you

I’m mad super-fly in the bathrub, I’m Real

Princess is sure phasin' two-thousand-one, I’m the future Ron O’Neil

With the Speedos on I heard you was talking about my ass

I’m coming over to your house buttnaked with a condom on, riding in the touch

of class

When I get there, stand with lingerie by the door

Let your bra shine, drop your thongs to the floor

We gon' drink some soft wine and watch a x-rated movie that’s hardcore

Perform like a man on the set, lights, camera and action

Princess in tight panties wants satisfaction

But licked and all, I like to walk around Mrs. and me and have sex with you in

the mall

Hit it from the back while a security guard make a phonecall

I’m nasty bouncing the breasts up and down like basketballs

Using rubbers and latex, jerking off with gloves by Playtex

Baby back for grease, easy sex

Recline, comfortable, move on the couch next

On my chest, forget Superman, my costume shows the S

(Princess Superstar)

Baby can you feel my love (feelin' your love, feelin' your love)

I’ve got my shorts on

And I’m taking them off

Baby can you feel my love (feelin' your love, feelin' your love,

I feel the love Keith)

I’ve got my shorts on (got your shorts on)

And I’m taking them off (take them off)

Now, when I saw your face I’m a believer

Hey, what you got the keys to my Beamer

A keeper, get the fever, viva, end receiver

Oochie Wally Wally, leave it to my beaver

Take a big sip and inhale, you tip the scale

If this rap game don’t work out baby you cut for Chippendales

I got my nails done for this special day, Oil of Olay

Case of Criss in piss in the bidet, I’m miss rappin' Jon Benet

Big hunk blowin' spunk in the back of the top bunk

Slam dunk Daft Punk’s voicebox in the water, kerplunk

Get crunk, forget Clyde and Bonnie, Ted Bundy and Peg Bundy Burt & Loni

Nancy and Ronnie, Betty and Barney smokin' marijuana, I’m a little horny

On and on, a common bond, two vagabonds in Vuitton

Eatin' Cinnebons at a mall on Mars where we belong

Arm in arm naked, makin' spawn

At the salad bar, get salad tongs, deliver our new baby born

Wait, something’s wrong

I gotta call my mom, tell her Keith’s on my song

(Mom: Oh my God, that’s great honey, Kool Keith. Wh-what did you say that he

sang?)

(Princess Superstar)

Baby can you feel my love (feelin' your love, feelin' your love,

I feel the love keith)

I’ve got my shorts on (you got your shorts on)

And I’m taking them off (take them off)

Baby can you feel my love (feelin' your love, feelin' your love,

I feel the love keith)

I’ve got my shorts on (you got your shorts on)

And I’m taking them off (take them off)

Ultramagnetic, you helped my headache

Like a music paramedic, you mad athletic

There I said it, I’m older now, come and get it

We’re like doin' it and doin' it well, so poetic

Like L and Rick Rubin I’m Going Back To Cali

Taking you on the G-string tour mansion and the marble pool in the valley

With celebrities and basketball stars, guys tall as John Sally

Princess drivin' a hummer with Victoria’s Secrets through a alley

Lookin' off Mullhollund Drive

Drinking a Diet Pepsi with a Arch Deluxe and some french fries

And an apple pie love, gettin' fat

Uh, you and me like E.T.

and Drew Barrymore

Pick Reese’s pieces off your piece, I want to marry more Keith

You’ll be coming soon to a theatre near me

Veni, Vidi, Veni, Veni, I came and I saw and I came and I came again that’s

three

You came straight to the point like a pocket rocket

Our understanding two freaks coming out the closet

I’ll put you in a catsuit made of ostrich

You on stage collecting the sex award for the best lover in my flick starring

Lou Gosset

I hold you in that part

Baby on your back, let me know when you wanna start, when you wanna start

I think about you and the things you say when you rhym

Won’t beat around the bush so you can beat around mine

I’m a Slinky, coil my butt back and forth down the stair

I’m kinkier than pubic hair

(Princess Superstar)

Baby can you feel my love (I feel your love)

I’ve got my shorts on (you got your shorts on)

And I’m taking them off (please take them off, feelin' the love)

Baby can you feel my love (I'm feelin')

I’ve got my shorts on

And I’m taking them off (feelin' your love)

Baby can you feel my love

I’ve got my shorts on

And I’m taking them off