Your Honour - Pluto

Oh, Lord.

Anybody see my trial, grieve for I.

Why, Lord?

I was badly beaten, found by loved ones.

Battered by an irate husband

Searching for a man that wasn’t I.

When we reach the court, we gone inside

The Hounour, Justice, shall preside

Over this place.

The trial shall begin.

Your Honour

I was in the closet minding I and I own business.

Your Honour

It was a complete stranger causing these disturbances.

He claim seh I touch ‘im wife

Which is a wicked and awful lie.

Mi two han' did occupy

Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.

Mi han' dem was occupy

Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.

Dear Judge,

Can dis court accept my story from mi heart.

Why, Judge?

If by chance yuh don’t believe this tale

Ask im wife she will not fail

To agree I was a better man than he.

Just in case she refuse to answer

Ask the maid downstairs, Agatha

She’ll only be glad to testify for me.

Your Honour

I was in the closet minding I and I own business.

Your Honour

It was a complete stranger causing these disturbances.

He claim seh I touch ‘im wife

Which is a wicked and aweful lie.

Mi two han' did occupy

Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.

Mi han' dem was occupy

Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.

Dear Corporal,

As yuh lock me in dis prison, pray for I.

Please, Corporal,

Please don’t leave me hear to wonder

Why di court has made dis blunder

Grabbed me for a crime dat wasn’t dere.

Corporal,

When yoh gwine to send mi dinner

Send yuh mother or yuh sister

One more day of dis, I cannot bear.

Your Honour

I was in the closet minding I and I own business.

Your Honour

It was a complete stranger causing these disturbances.

He claim seh I touch ‘im wife

Which is a wicked and awful lie.

Mi two han' did occupy

Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.

Mi han' dem was occupy

Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.