Pepaw - Pears

Time to bestow an honest eulogy

Unto the demon who preceeded me

He put his hot dogs in the microwave

And drank a case of Natty Light a day

The man, the myth, the god of insolence

Drunken proverbial ambivalence

He took the garbage out at 4 a.

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When I grow up, I’mma be just like him

Yeah!

When ya ass starts shakin', means Pepaw’s comin' to town

And he could boogie down

When ya ass starts shakin', means Pepaw’s comin' to town

Playin' the trumpet or just stompin' 'round

Like each foot weighed about a billion pounds

He smoked a stogie while he drove his truck

He really didn’t give a fuck

A cold day in hell

Someone ship him down a sweater, golly hope he’s doin' well

I hope the fire swells

And I hope he knows I love him and he raised a pretty infidel

Go downstairs sober, come back on the moon

Every Superman needs his own phone booth

He was mad, then one day he died

Hole in our hearts and a whole bunch of shit in the back

Industrial quantities, double D batteries, why?

I’ll always remember, I’ll carry forever

We all cried when we said, «Goodbye, Pepaw»