Dial Up - Pears

I never lost my self control

Til a bit of Jamie stole my soul

Waterboarded in a wallet dry

Now I’m sleeping in the street

On the curb kick up my feet

Thing that came from up on high

The thing from Jupiler gets kicks

Doin' the Mambo #6

The thing from Jupiler gets kicks

Mambo #6

A little bit of Tito by myself

A little bit of Hendrick all alone

A little bit of Evan til I’m too

Smashed to drive home

Used to function at 4G

After 700 hours free

I’m an AOL free trial CD

Scratched up, can’t read

I drink a whiskey drink

I drink a vodka drink

I sing the songs

That remind me of

The bad times

Cause everything

Reminds me of the

Bad times

Baby used to function at 4G

After 700 hours free

I’m an AOL free trial CD

Scratched up, can’t read

Messages are piling up

And the dial-up is down

I used to function at 4G

After 700 hours free

I’m an AOL free trial CD

Scratched up, can’t read

Messages are piling up

And the dial-up is down

Dale a tu cuerpo

Alegría Macarena

Dale a tu cuerpo

Alegría Macarena

Messages are piling up

And the dial-up is down

And I left my Limewire running

To get Mellencamp’s Small Town

I can’t read