I Have No Sister - Oh No Oh My

I never had a sister

That you didn’t like

You had three ugly brothers

But still turned out all right, yeah

I never had a girlfriend

Longer than three months

You never had a boyfriend

But married on a hunch

So let’s ride bikes into the sea

And catch a bus outside the reef

Drive so deep that we can’t see a thing

So we have to get off

The bus driver laughs and he shakes his head

Says, «You're okay, I drive this route everyday»

You’re uneasy and you say you’re scared

And if I die at least you’ll die too

I never had a sister

But you, you look swell

Wearing your matching shorts

As often as the mail comes

You look like Audrey Hepburn

When you get all dressed up

I have seen all your movies

'cause Audrey’s a stone fox

So let’s ride bikes into the sea

And catch a bus outside the reef

Drive so deep where we can’t see a thing

So we have to get off

The bus driver laughs and he shakes his head

Says, «You're okay, I drive this route everyday»

You’re uneasy and you say you’re scared

And if I die at least you’ll die too