Your Last Resort - NOFX

Did you think that because I was so depraved, I needed to be saved?

I’ll never be well behaved cause I’m told to

You think if you stole me, you’d be able to control me

Cause I’m wearing your ring, you think if you shamed me

You might be able to tame such a wild thing

You knew who I was when we met and you always knew how to respect

You never dared to suspect, even when I suspected you

Cause your love was true

You were a pirate ship that was listing

I was a 42-year aged port

Was I the first protected cove you found in the storm?

Or was I just your last resort?

I consented to being shanghaied, cause I craved a kidnapping

I was battened down with minor cords

As we set sail into the dark and C# minor chord

We were called a train and shipwreck.

cause we were eager to walk the plank

We swam the warm waters of sins of the flesh

And watched as our beautiful ship sank

Being the most wanted and most hated, we still navigated

Every ocean, every storm and every sea

Without noticing mutiny

Two toys so badly broken

Two toys that can’t be fixed

Will our hearts ever meet in the same venue while open?

Or have they both been 86'd

I’m still in detoxification and after all that I’ve been through

Quitting drugs was the easiest part, the hardest thing was detoxing from you!

Was I just your last resort was I just your last resort?

I thought I’d be the last person you’d ever court, not just your last resort