I Don't Like Me Anymore - NOFX

One morning I woke up

Scratched my balls and eyes

I looked into the mirror

And got a big surprise

I don’t know who this person is

But I’ve seen his face before

A face I don’t want to have to face

I don’t think I like me anymore

When I run into old friends

Their eyes seem to dart away

I wish I could remember

All the shitty things I say

Then one day my best friend said something

I’d never heard before

You’ve done so much for me

And I love you

But I don’t like you anymore

Someone lock the door

I don’t like me anymore

And here comes media whore

I heard this story twice before

I don’t like me anymore

Pop punks claiming hardcore

I don’t like me anymore

Was it something that I’ve done?

Was it something that I’ve said?

Was I having too much fun?

Did I dropkick someone’s head?

I turn on the TV

And I don’t like what I see

There’s an old punk rocker acting like a jerk

And that jerk looks a lot like me

Someone lock the door

I don’t like me anymore

And here comes media whore

I heard this story twice before

I don’t like me anymore

Pop punk claiming hardcore

I don’t like me anymore

Catastrophe uncertain

Hit the lights and drop the curtain

Organize a mob and rush the door

Peel me off the floor

I don’t like me anymore

A burning open sore

I don’t like me anymore

People say they love me

Then ask for something more

The never-ending story

A filibustering bore

A pompous dinosaur

I don’t like me anymore

Why does being nice to people

Feel like such a chore?

I’m paid to be your clown but

Feel like anybody’s whore

A somber fact I wish I could ignore

I don’t like me anymore