Moron Brothers - NOFX

Talking about the Moron Bros

Tattooed fingers, tattooed toes

They’re idiots, they’re losers, they’re scum

Taking advantage of everyone

You’re a dog, they’re your fleas

Doing everything they can to spread disease

Take your beer, take your drugs

They’ll leave with you microscopic bugs

Their company is something you won’t miss

When your icetrays are filled with piss

They are the Moron Brothers

Don’t get along with others

They are the Moron Brothers

Don’t get along with others

They’ll whine, they’ll bitch, they’ll fuck you if you’re rich

They’ll leech, they’ll latch, they are the itch that you can’t scratch

Do, do-do do-do do

Do, do-do do-do do (Do, do-do do-do)

Do, do-do do-do do, do-do do-do do

Do-do do-do do, do-do-do-do-do!

They’ll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed

Tobasco’s in your mouth, there’s mustard up your nose!

When your head’s been shaved you’ll think the worst has passed

Just try to move your leg;

they’ve put you in a cast, yeah

They may not go down in history

But they’ll go down on your sister